reasons Steven Colbert will aways be my favorite news anchor
I watched this happy little bouncing asshole for like 15 minutes and stuff seems better now.
"The first time I ever took Cicero as a follower I went to Windhelm and instantly got attacked by a dragon, after beating the dragon I witnessed Cicero running through the dragon corpse chasing after a goat, after he killed it he said “Cicero saw a dwarf! Right there! A dwarf! Oh … wait … sorry no dwarf.”. It had to be the funniest thing I ever saw in game."
foxes are the most important animals on earth
This specifically refers to a hand striking the side of a person’s face, tells quite a different story when placed in it’s proper historical context. In Jesus’s time, striking someone of a lower class ( a servant) with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. Another alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect putting an end to the behavior or if the slapping continued the person would lawfully be deemed equal and have to be released as a servant/slave.(via the-hatred-machine)
THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST
i can’t believe they already released the grass type starter for gen 7 the graphics are unbelievable
wow ? a grass type turtle ? as if we dont already have one!!! fuck you nintentdo, youre worthless