teenagesophiebennett:

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

madturbating:

princess:

imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist

kayron-the-shy:

rochejii:

I DREW A WEEPINDASH TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER

[the only pony who says MOO, great one!]

fuckyeahlaughters:

when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window 

the-impala-is-my-soul-animal:

tokyoflashback:

zomhanks:

dayglowchainsawbitch:

kittymunch:

christ

is that ketchup

are u even trying here

what do you want them to actually stab someone for the sake of a tumblr post

go big or go home

holy shit is that a furby?!

analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

They have arrived….

urinatings:

georgewashington:

what a faggot

watch your language u were a president

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book