COUNTDOWN TO SEASON 12: a gifset per episode
→ season 3, episode 9: it’s a biological fact
Come inside to secret dog HQ
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
There is only suffering.
(I swear my storytelling is flawless.)
girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good
girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.
i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture
wwhat the fuck….
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
its ears are in front of its eyes, its brain is in backwards, its supposed to be a shorebird but lives in the woods and its wings whistle when it flies
truly a noble creature
I didn’t know about the thing with the ears or the brain, but apparently it’s true?????????
u bet ur bippy it is
also their beaks have an extra hinge, and they hunt worms via funky pelvic thrusting
woodcocks are the best and studying them in the field is a joy so long as you have a case of beer and a pair of warm socks
Woodcocks are what happens when you go to the “Create A Bird” screen and shove a bunch of the sliders to the very the most extreme positions.